This may come as a shock but I have a secret, and it’s one that I’m not afraid to share - I hate avocados.
Does anyone remember a time when we ate everything except avocado? I remember those sacred years when you could ask for a salad without the fear of green goo all over it. How times have changed.
I for one will not be jumping on your avocado party bus anytime soon. I just wish people would find something else to obsess over.
What are my reasons, I hear you ask. Well these are the nine things I'd like to get off my chest.
Written by: Rachel Gascoigne