Have you ever seen a tattoo so shocking, you wondered if the subject realised it was going to be stuck on them forever? We scoured the web to create our very own food tattoo hall of shame. This is what we found.
1. Bacon and Beer
BFFs for life.
2. Mix It Up
Can’t afford a KitchenAid? This is one way to get one.
3. How to Remember Your Mum’s Recipe
They forgot the dash of good taste.
4. Pastry Chef Portrait
Maybe having a cupcake at hand for all emergencies isn’t such a bad idea.
5. Fast Food Fan
So bad, it can’t be real. It probably isn’t – or at least we hope it isn’t.
6. Are you Pho real?
Vietnamese noodle soup for life!
7. The Owl with a Fancy Hat
Surely the only way to serve cake is on top of a bird’s noggin.
8. I Believe I Can Fly
In all fairness, chicken is probably the best kind of wing tattoo to get.
9. Asparagus Shortage
Combat the short asparagus season by getting a bunch tattooed on your arm.
10. Always Lovin’ It!
Possibly always regretting it, too.
11. Bacon ‘n’ Eggs
Should be made available in scratch ‘n’ sniff. You know it’s true.
12. The ‘I’m Hungry’
I wonder if their bottom lip is constantly unfolded?
13. I’ll Take You to The Candy Shop
Unfortunately, this is a lolly nobody wants to lick.
14. A True Connoisseur of Fine Dining
He’s making Colonel Sanders proud.
15. The ‘I Have No Regrets’
Are you sure about that?
17. Marrow Through The Heart
This tatted up foodie clearly loves a good marrow bone. Just be sure to give him a spoon.
18. The Pork Lip
Think of it this way, next time they order in a restaurant, all they need to do is unfold their lip.
19. Middle Class Rebel
One would fancy to tell you, one has a penchant for foie gras, darling!
20. Ice, Ice Baby
You’d think a true fan would get the name right. Bem and Jerry’s, anyone?
21. Jiving Meatball
You are the Dancing Meat, young and sweet, only seventeeeen.
22. For the Love of Turkey
This one must have cost an arm and a leg.